Post by mountieswife2 on Mar 13, 2007 20:59:35 GMT -4
Really , seriously MUST try a few more of these!! And yes , the hairdryer one DOES work!!!
[glow=red,2,300]20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity[/glow]
1.)At lunchtime , sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars ... see if the slow down.
2.)Page yourself over teh intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3.)Every time someone asks you to do something , ask if they would like fries with that.
4.)Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5.)Put Decaf in teh coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions , switch to Espresso.
6.)In the "memo" field of all your cheques , write "For Smuggling Drugs."
7.)Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the PROPHECY".
8.)Don't use any punctuation.
9.)As often as possible , skip rather than walk.
10.)Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat , with a serious face.
11.)Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12.)Sing along at the Opera.
13.)Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.)Put Mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.)Five days in advance , tell your frinds you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood".
16.)Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name ... "Rock Bottom".
17.)When the money comes out of the ATM , start screaming "I WON!!! I WON!!!!".
18.)Tell your children over dinner "Due to the ecomony , we're going to have to let one of you go...".
19.)When leaving the Zoo , start running towards the parking lot screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THEY'RE ALL LOOSE!!!!!!"
And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity ...
20.) Send this e-mail to someone else to make them smile....
[glow=red,2,300]20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity[/glow]
1.)At lunchtime , sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars ... see if the slow down.
2.)Page yourself over teh intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3.)Every time someone asks you to do something , ask if they would like fries with that.
4.)Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5.)Put Decaf in teh coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions , switch to Espresso.
6.)In the "memo" field of all your cheques , write "For Smuggling Drugs."
7.)Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the PROPHECY".
8.)Don't use any punctuation.
9.)As often as possible , skip rather than walk.
10.)Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat , with a serious face.
11.)Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12.)Sing along at the Opera.
13.)Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.)Put Mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.)Five days in advance , tell your frinds you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood".
16.)Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name ... "Rock Bottom".
17.)When the money comes out of the ATM , start screaming "I WON!!! I WON!!!!".
18.)Tell your children over dinner "Due to the ecomony , we're going to have to let one of you go...".
19.)When leaving the Zoo , start running towards the parking lot screaming "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THEY'RE ALL LOOSE!!!!!!"
And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity ...
20.) Send this e-mail to someone else to make them smile....