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Post by jenngen on Jan 30, 2007 10:44:12 GMT -4
The Newfie and the Minister:
A Pentecostal minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for a rum & coke, which was poured and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too."
"I didn't know we had a choice."
;D
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Post by sasquatch on Jan 30, 2007 15:55:03 GMT -4
Newfie jokes are just Mainlander Jokes re-labled.
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Post by sasquatch on Jan 30, 2007 16:06:40 GMT -4
3 fellas were fishing in a small boat in Northern Ontario. An Indian (FN) guide, a Real-Canadian Quebec Separatist and a Newfie. The French Guy pulled in a bottle and when he went to throw it back the newfie seized it for the deposit. The Newfie wiped off the mud and POOF the appeared a Genie. The Genie says "Normally for this I grant three wishes but because there are three it is one wish each. Now who is first and be very careful for what you wish." An argument ensued and predictably the Quebecois wished first. "I want a concrete wall all around Quebec, 1 mile high to protect my language and culture." The genie hesitated and suggested a reconsideration. The Quebecois was determined and so the genie waved his hand and said "done". Next the Indian guide wished for a concrete wall 1 mile high about all the res in N. America to protect his language and culture.....and said he couldn't be talked out of it. The genie shrugged and waved his hand and said "done". The genie turns to the Newfie and asked "What is your wish?" The Newfie responded "what sorta fool do you take me for. That is impossible". The genie points off into the distance and points out that there is a res 10 miles that way and the wall is visible. The Newfie stands up and takes a long look. He sits down and then says.... "Yer a man of your word......now fill 'em all wi' water."
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