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Post by mountieswife2 on Jan 25, 2007 17:26:53 GMT -4
Some of these are pretty gross , and a few are just too vulgar to post , but they are funny ... come to think of it , I think I've heard a few of these before!!!! 1.)Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!! 2.)My love for you is like diarrhea , I just can't hold it in! 3.)Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special!! 4.)Do you have alibrary card? 'Cuz I'd like to sign you out! 5.)You may not be the best lookin' girl here , but beauty is only a light switch away ... 6.)If you're gonna regret this in the mornin' , we can sleep til the afternoon. 7.)Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner! 8.)Man - "FAT PENGUIN!" Woman - "What?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice ..." 9.) I can't find my puppy , can you help me? I think he went into this cheap motel room ...
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Post by jenngen on Jan 25, 2007 17:31:56 GMT -4
Okay. While I think I might have pee'd a lil' ?? I think I just lost a little respect for ya MW2..
KIDDING!!!! YOU SICK BUGGER!! lmfao
It's so nice to be a little more RELAXED man.....No doubt that would have been deleted IN SOME OTHER PLACES WE KNOW.....lmfao
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Post by Tazzy on Jan 30, 2007 17:11:20 GMT -4
YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK WHEN :::
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
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Post by Tazzy on Jan 30, 2007 17:13:45 GMT -4
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
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Post by Tazzy on Jan 30, 2007 17:17:36 GMT -4
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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Post by cagerattler on Mar 16, 2007 17:45:10 GMT -4
when your richest relitive goes and buys a new house you have to help take the wheels off it
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Post by sasquatch on Apr 16, 2007 14:16:13 GMT -4
Redneck pickup line.... "I'm a psychiatrist....lie down......."
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